True lies about Dulc

Oh, I get it. More like this?

So a gogo boot weraing pig on a skateboard runs into the dancing bear while trying to complete the slalom of empty beer bottles set up by the lingerie clad limbo dancers who were now so soaked with srewdrivers that they were literally sloshing about while the mullet head guys who were mumming the my three sons songs, took a coupole of dollars out of the girls brastraps to by gae and dulc a round of drinks from the bartender who was standing on her head behind the bar juggling shotglasses with her feet while trying to indain wrestle an alligator who had just stopped in to show off his snakeskin boots.


OK, I'll stop now. LOL!

Lake, that was an excellent commnet!

So, Greg...Whatcha doing next Thursday evening? Are you as brave as Dulc is?

Dulc, your shirt was just fine, but as you pointed out, you were the only one in pink. Well, except for the half naked chicks. Really, don't you think the Jim Beam shirt was a little more appropriate? Had I been thinking, I'd have brought scissors to cut out the sleeves and neck and inked you a bit with magic markers.

And speaking of collective nouns, I'm still blanking on the wanna-bes.

All this fuss over a poser bar? Deuces Wild is a nice place to see nice bikes but most of the patrons are empty nesters with to much money who never got to own that 1967 Malibu 396 SS or that 55 with the 327 and 4-on the floor. On any given Thursday most of the bikes there run 18k to 25k.

Next time take her to the bar on Springdale where the real bikers are riding those old knucklehead choppers and the ink was done with a needle in a jail cell.

In my younger days I hung out in a couple places that were frequented by bikers. Always got along great with them. Still today, most bikers I've dealt with have been nice people.

But, I'll be training at my new job this upcoming week so I gotta take a pass on this one.


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<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ September 16, 2005 05:22 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

just thinking out loud.....

A tedium of wannabes?

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Originally posted by travelinman:
All this fuss over a poser bar? Deuces Wild is a nice place to see nice bikes but most of the patrons are empty nesters with to much money who never got to own that 1967 Malibu 396 SS or that 55 with the 327 and 4-on the floor. On any given Thursday most of the bikes there run 18k to 25k.

Next time take her to the bar on Springdale where the real bikers are riding those old knucklehead choppers and the ink was done with a needle in a jail cell.

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I found the poser bar intimidating enough. Gae was quite amused at my inability to make eye contact with anyone there except her.

You caught the new Mrs. Kernel Panic (aka Mrs. Asshole) at her 2nd job???

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ September 16, 2005 12:45 PM: Message edited by: LAKE ]</font>